I Wanna Be a *?* When I Grow Up
I have found the answer to the age-old question of "what do you want to do with your life?"
The answer can be yours, too, for only $999!
Seriously, how cool is this program?
I could totally teach people how to be a legislative research assistant, too!
"See this button? This is what you click to check your email."
"You want to open up at least three internet windows at a time: one for work, like Westlaw, one for semi-work, like The Washington Post, and one for when you get bored or Westlaw takes forever to load, like Omiru.com"
"When surfing, start out with work-related websites like the New York Times. Save juicy ones, like Go Fug Yourself.com, for when things get really slow."
"This is a bill. Yeah, I don’t really know what most of those numbers at the bottom mean either."
(With no ballet, this week is crawling by…can’t you tell?)
