Southern Comfort

Ah, summer.  For my Buffalo-bred bones, the initial summer heat here is unbelievable.  We’re talking about some serious sweating just from taking a stroll.  Running in the park at lunch now results in a sopping shirt (sorry, I know that’s gross - just meant for illustration).  When outside, I seriously contemplate jumping into any body of water I see (ponds, streams, fountains) by evaluating the ratio of cooling down to looking like an idiot.  And it’s not even June.

I used to wonder how Nashville women kept cool and comfortable in 90+, insane humidity percentage weather.  The question has been answered.

Yes, this Memorial Day weekend (which we dubbed Carissa’s Weekend of Nashville Adventure and included a trip to the park, golfing, window shopping, and a trip to the zoo) we witnessed an elaborate fashion choice I have not seen since fourth grade jazz class.  Women everywhere we went had rolled up their shirt and tied it in a knot right under the front part of their bra.

I mean, everywhere.  The pregnant woman power walking in the park.  The middle-aged woman at the zoo cafe.  The woman in her late 60s at the giraffe exhibit.  Everywhere. 

So that’s how they stay cool!

I ‘m going to say this is a Southern thing because it reminds me, in my extremely limited knowledge of The Dukes of Hazzard (as in, I think it was a TV show - right? - and Jessica Simpson did a bunch of squats to be in the movie), of Daisy Duke.

I also know it’s not a look I feel confident about just yet.  I think I’ll have to break out my unitards first.       

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